Charity Lover Gifts

Bums Without Borders

Less Abled/Disabled

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Me and my money are soon parted

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Seals on Wheels

'Big Issue...'

Professional Fund Riasers

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Rodin's Charity Collector

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I gave on the E train."