Community Service Lover Gifts

'Mugging too la de da for you then ?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Handle With Care

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

social services cuts

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Human Rights for All

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Policeman talking to lost child

Impotent Democracy

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Thank you