Support Giver Pillows

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

See you at the farmers market!

celebrating a birth.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I'll have the usual."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Alms Bank

Valentines Balloons

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Thank you

Me and my money are soon parted

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''