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An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Couple

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"And this is my life support system."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

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Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Ian McEwan

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Leaning on a friend