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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

Health care success #4

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

IUCN Pronouns

How to save the Planet...

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"I warned you, Silvia, all 8 foot lizard creatures are the same."

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Prisoner of pollution.

Computer viruses

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

"I say, why don't we tear up all these targets and just let social workers get on with their jobs!"

"When you put it to your ear you can hear the city."

'Well of course things have chagned since you were a lad,'