Support Squad Member Gifts

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Dyslexia supprot staff

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Do you have to bring your homework home with you?!'

Ladies in pink, thank you.