Support Squad Member Pillows

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Dyslexia supprot staff

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'WELL? What do YOU want?'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

Meet Mister Printer!

'Do you have to bring your homework home with you?!'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.