Support Squad Pillows

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Denise, we've received a couple of complaints about your emotional support wolverine."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Currently Boston

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Not much money, glory, or praise

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Men can show their emotions!

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Football supporters.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Nebraska Fans

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'