Support Squad Gifts

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Denise, we've received a couple of complaints about your emotional support wolverine."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Currently Boston

World Cup Fever

Not much money, glory, or praise

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Men can show their emotions!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Football supporters.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Nebraska Fans