Teenager Support Squad Gifts

How's the team shaping up? The goalie quit. Cody's out with a concussion

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Think the unthinkable, move out."

'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...'

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

"Denise, we've received a couple of complaints about your emotional support wolverine."

Don't let a few nasty girls get to you, honey. They aren't ruining your life! Ignore them! They aren't worth worrying about. I know. Very mature advice, Ms. Tree. If I get my hands on those wretched little vixens, I'll

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

'Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians.'

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

'Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit three to five business days, or are weekends included?'

The voice of youth

'What did we say about body language?'

'I was just told the facts of life...sexual abstinence.'

'I'm so fat and unattractive... ...I'll never have a boyfriend.'

Gangs and drugs.