Youngsters' Supporters Gifts

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

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'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

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Smith and Son Financial Services. (Son in playpen behind desk).

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

"Let's hope on this visit there are no runs, no hits, no errors."

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Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

How's the team shaping up? The goalie quit. Cody's out with a concussion

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

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Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

"Sweetie, remember that all daddy wants is for you to try your best, have fun, and to cover the spread."