Teenager Support Squad Mugs

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

"Think the unthinkable, move out."

'Your parents are worried about you. You're not rebellious, you don't take any substances, you don't have raging hormones...'

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

"Denise, we've received a couple of complaints about your emotional support wolverine."

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

'Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians.'

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

The voice of youth

'Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit three to five business days, or are weekends included?'

'What did we say about body language?'

'I was just told the facts of life...sexual abstinence.'

'I'm so fat and unattractive... ...I'll never have a boyfriend.'

Gangs and drugs.

"Give me your tired, your poor, those longing to be free from pimples..."