Teen Problem Sympathizers Mugs

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Of course your parents embarrass you. That's what parents are for."

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

"Don't worry your daughter is fine. She's just crabby as hell, and I don't want it to spread."

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

"No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet."

"We're getting way too old for this place."

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'