Supporting Teams Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football supporters.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Currently Boston

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Men can show their emotions!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Soccer Fans.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Nebraska Fans

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"What a week!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.