Supporting Teams Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Football supporters.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Currently Boston

Not much money, glory, or praise

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Men can show their emotions!

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Soccer Fans.

Nebraska Fans

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"What a week!"

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'