Teams Gifts

'Syncronised drowning.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Teamwork!

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Raheem Sterling

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Hockey Season.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Mohamed Salah