Team Games Gifts

"Another meeting?"

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'Did your team win the tug-o-war?'

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

What a team!

He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.

Football supporters.

Sports bars are pro-players and pro-management.

'It works a lot better if you try to use your head when the ball's in the air.'

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Two people paintballing

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Welcome to the Team

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."