Fire Games Gifts

Burt's Driving Range was mobbed once they added flaming golf balls and hay bale targets,

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Alternative fielding positions

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Funky Facts: Football.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'