Fire-themed Fun Lover Gifts

'Red Hot Little Combo.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Good News about winter

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'The Torch Holder'.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Ice Cream Tower.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Here comes our order.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Thursday is the new Friday

Sticking out tongue

Toilet humour