Fire Joke Lover Gifts

Arsonists anonymous. Petrol can in case of fire.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Bear in the Outhouse.

Hopkins!?!

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

History Of Fire

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Wanted For Arson

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Risk Factor.

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

A waiter flambes a meal.

Some people don't know whent to quit.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'