Fire Joke Lover Gifts

Arsonists anonymous. Petrol can in case of fire.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Hopkins!?!

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Bear in the Outhouse.

It went out. The program must have crashed.

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Wanted For Arson

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

History Of Fire

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Risk Factor.

A waiter flambes a meal.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'