Fire Joke Fan Gifts

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Count Flatula

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"It only takes one barrister, but there must be a solicitor present."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

21 Bun Salute.

Smoking Firemen.

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"REALLY?!!!"

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Getting the Finger

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"You're distant today..."

Early Hot Desking

Spring Ambushed

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"I always get these flare-ups."

Sworn Anenome