Fire Joke Fan T-Shirts

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Donald Trump

Count Flatula

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"It only takes one barrister, but there must be a solicitor present."

Smoking Firemen.

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

Getting the Finger

Cow blowing bubbles from both ends.

"REALLY?!!!"

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"You're distant today..."

Early Hot Desking

Sworn Anenome

"I always get these flare-ups."

Spring Ambushed

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.