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Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Staff support"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Destroyers"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Donald Trump

Fire Assembly Point

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"I can't see it lasting!"

Organic Soldering.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

"I always get these flare-ups."