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Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Staff support"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Destroyers"

Fire Assembly Point

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Donald Trump

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Organic Soldering.

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"I can't see it lasting!"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Smoking Firemen.

"Have you tried using one of these?"

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?