Fire Demon Fan T-Shirts

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Love your ambiance!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."