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Fire Dreams of Microwave.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Here be dragons.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Boy pilot.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Storm in a magic lamp.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"