Fire Dreamer Pillows

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Boy pilot.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."