Fireplace Dreamer T-Shirts

'Look! They can sit by the fire without melting away! They must be some kind of invulnerable superheroes!'

'I'm waiting for global warming to get here.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Campfire Picture

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Electric Blanket.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Storm in a magic lamp.