Fireplace Dreamer Gifts

'Look! They can sit by the fire without melting away! They must be some kind of invulnerable superheroes!'

'I'm waiting for global warming to get here.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Campfire Picture

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Electric Blanket.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."