Fire Demon Fan Mugs

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Love your ambiance!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor