Fire Safety Fun Gifts

'Honey, can you put the cat out...!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Fire Assembly Point

"Why do you always wear pants?"