Fire Safety Fun Gifts

'Honey, can you put the cat out...!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Fire door.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."