Firefighting Funnies Gifts

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

California fires and Coronavirus

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

Pizza Rescue.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Call the fire department!"

"This way, O' Brien."