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I think we have mice.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Burning love

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Pizza Rescue.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

USA Putting Out Fires

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

California fires and Coronavirus

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"This way, O' Brien."