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'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Harsh Mellows.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"Fire down."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'Bless you...'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

The discovery of fire and comedy

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

Forest Fire Hazard

History Of Fire