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Call Blocker Has Always Been the Tekemarketer's Enemy.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Harsh Mellows.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

The man who discovered smoke

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

Studying Fire Behavior

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."