Fire Crafty Gifts

Call Blocker Has Always Been the Tekemarketer's Enemy.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Harsh Mellows.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

The man who discovered smoke

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Organic Soldering.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Studying Fire Behavior

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."