Team Match Gifts

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Church for sports worshipers.

"The meeting will come to order."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

The trauma of losing.

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.