Team Competitor Gifts

Piggy Bank Tug of War

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

Team Leader

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

10 K Tail-Chase

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton