Team Competitor Gifts

Piggy Bank Tug of War

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.