Team Match Pillows

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"The meeting will come to order."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

The trauma of losing.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"