Team Pillows

"What a week!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Reach for the Star.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Any questions?"

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Welcome to the Team

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."