Teams Pillows

'Syncronised drowning.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Hockey Season.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members