Sports Team Members Pillows

'...Dan needs time to adjust to a new team...'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Staff support"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"How should we divide the teams?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Raheem Sterling

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Perils of the double play.