Team Exercises Pillows

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Raheem Sterling

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Hockey Season.