Team Sports Gifts

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Want to know what I think?"

'When i suggested you get another member for your tug-o-war team I wasn't thinking of Clive the Clydesdale and you know it!'

'Who's the new guy?'

"You'll find it's more effective if we all pull together."

'See how much easier it is when we all work together.'

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

The dream works when the team works.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

Wrong leadership.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

"There are too many players and a lack of coordination."

'I think I can...'

"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

Football team discussions.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Rowing

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

There is no I in TEAM.

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Basketball Players Working Together

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"Stop being selfish. There's no 'I' in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

'It's my turn to sit in front!'

Rugby Players and Referees.