Team Outing Gifts

Meeting!

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The trauma of losing.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Zoo ice cream stands

Corporate thinking.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"