Team Run-around Gifts

"You know those little run-arounds you were talking about Fiona? Well I've just got myself one..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The trauma of losing.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Team Cello

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Corporate thinking.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Meeting!

Is this the kickoff meeting?

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"What a week!"

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

Big Cheese

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"To the end of the 'me' generation."

'It's always the same. I talk to sales, I talk to marketing, but nobody talks.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"