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Meeting!

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The trauma of losing.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Corporate thinking.

Zoo ice cream stands

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.