Sports Game Outing T-Shirts

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

The Zoo.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Go team!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Duck Hunt

Ice fisher.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Snow Devil

The Fast Lane.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

At the market

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."