Sports Game T-Shirts

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Golfing Boss

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

The MBA Draft

Church for sports worshipers.