Child's Sports Game T-Shirts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Face painting.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I AM at my usual position."

Little league world series of poker.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Summer reading for the family.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Playground reputation.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”