Child's Sports Game Gifts

That's my son! Bat boy.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Face painting.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Little league world series of poker.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Summer reading for the family.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'