Sports Game Gifts

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The MBA Draft